sirxtokes:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(via bootyhuntress)

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jamarcoaaronshaw:

okay-jess:

aquateentaskforce:

bootyscientist:

That’s right, put in work

Move ya ass, go berserk!

Eat yo salad

No dessert

get that man you deserve

*autotune* It’s Kanye’s Workout Plan….

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Oh so that what it looks like

I miss it sometimes lol

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secretphreakguy:

gentlenomad:

Yes. Yes it will

Love non-verbal communication

LOL

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virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

I’ll use this… BUAHAHAHAHA

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gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

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dicklover3000:

sexting

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doodlesbytara:

hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

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