officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(via henrypawlins)

(via henrypawlins)

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(via ajvibess)

(via henrypawlins)

ladycaracas:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

rest in peace BadAssDwg69

(via henrypawlins)

fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

image

Here it is with a candle.

image

Happy Halloween.

GOD

(via youcantwafflemysyrup)

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

(via ajvibess)

pleatedjeans:

xkcd

(via youcantwafflemysyrup)

(via youcantwafflemysyrup)

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

(via yourfaithlostyouarenowoneofus)