jessicakayhaught: ruinedchildhood: When I drop...
me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
me: she's not answering me
me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
me: i killed her
me: i killed my mom
reislust: College is so fucking expensive I’m gonna become a prostitute.
hyosuke-kun: OMG LOLOLOL
Anonymous asked: your so lame
The Infamous Filipino Sniff Kiss
itzjustleo: deannatrann: christianrxd: reeeiaa: ajohnnn: oh lawd srsly my auntie always do that to me ghrhgsgs OMFG….. MY MOM DOES THIS LOOOOOOOOL! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! :D UH Vietnamese people do this too.. omgomgomg, I THOUGHT ONLY MY GRANDPARENTS DO THIS LOL.
Too socially awkward for parties.
thejuandotcom: black0utbarbie: littleliionman: someblackkid: i just couldnt watch all the way through I have secondhand embarrassment right now oh my god my face is red I liked it and no lie. I want to make one. Scared and confused… watched the whole thing D’:
Anonymous asked: sexayyyyyyyyyyyyyy(;
Insanity Day 1
jebus cripes kicked my ass plyometric cardio circuit the final stretches were a godsend lets hope I can keep this up having to do it in the garage is kind of whack though
llamasaremybestfriends: laughing-sister: ...
If only i had checked myself.– guy who wrecked himself (via ragefire)
Anonymous asked: You're stupid.
Anonymous asked: i loveeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!